But whatever's happening, David and Victoria Beckham have beaten Kim and Kanye to the couple's Vogue cover of the year, with this intimate shot for the French edition.
As guest editor of the January issue, Victoria recruited fashion photographers Inez & Vinoodh to capture the pair in two different shots for the collectors' edition covers.
Which of course, begs a comparison with the Kim & Kanye Nick Knight shoot. Erm, we know which (orgasm-face free) cover we prefer, you?
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