Think of the children! Oh no wait, did people actually think Gaga's skin was that shiny and her hair fell just so over her arm? Please.
Take a look:
Regardless of the drama, we're pretty sure she still looks great.
The singer was announced as the new face of Versace back in November when she arrived at the American Music Awards upon a fake white horse, wearing a purple dress from the designer's SS14 collection.
Sorry folks, the horse wasn't real either - it was actually a group of guys dressed up to look like a horse. And the lies, they keep on growing.
But while Gaga's platinum blonde Donatella hair and sheeny shiny make-up might have captured the headlines, we can't take ours off of that new black Palazzo handbag.
Revealed at the SS14 catwalk show back in September, though not before it was seen swinging from the arm of Versace's junior recruit Selena Gomez, the Palazzo is set to be a favourite this summer.
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