Madonna is starting to stress our brains a little bit. Hitting the stage at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas last night, the pop legend wore nothing but fishnet tights, suspenders and a feathery jacket.
Now, don't get us wrong, we love Madonna, and if there's a person out there who can listen to Like A Prayer without wanting to raise their arms in a dramatically swirly air-pumping fashion, we'll eat our Celebration CDs.
But here's where it gets complicated. She looks incredible and for sure has the legs to pull off this combo. But why? Why Madonna?
She's done it a hundred times before, and the Madonna shock value we've cherished for so long is close to wearing Ryvita thin. If not already crumpled.
Surely it's time for something truly amazing from Madonna?
Surely, she has the power to wow on the red carpet without her bum hanging out by now? Hmm.
What do you think of Madonna at the Billboard Awards? Got a best dressed of the night yet?
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