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Are you turning into your mother?

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By Fiona Fraser
Have you found yourself writing letters of complaint or harbouring a secret crush on Cliff Richard?

Posted by features on 10/03/2009
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1
What is the pencil test?
It's when you scribble on paper to make sure the writing implement you're about to purchase works.
An art qualification for people who sketch.
A highly effective method of testing for breast droopage.
Is it nickname for those stick pregnancy tests? After all, the bit you pee on kinda looks like a pencil...
2
What is your definition of the perfect Saturday night in?
Eight hours of steamy, sheet-tangling, fist-clenching sex.
A cucumber eye mask and an early night.
Just you, Len Goodman and completely uninterrupted viewing of Strictly Come Dancing.
A bunch of girlfriends, several bottles of Australian red and a stack of DVDs starring Brad Pitt.
3
When you visit your GP it is normally to:
Have a smear (grimace) and renew your Pill prescription.
Grab some antibiotics for your little one's ear infection.
Get a medical certificate. For some reason, your boss doesn't believe that you've been ill these past four Mondays.
Have your hearing checked, blood pressure taken and chat to the nice doctor about those Botox injections all the stars are having these days.
4
If you were stranded alone on a desert island for a week, you simply could not live without:
A stack of Jackie Collins romances and the latest issue of Heat.
Some non fake bake tan accelerator. This is a perfect opportunity to achieve a flawless all-over no-strap-marks tan and you plan to make the most of it!
Your Macbook, broadband Internet access, mobile phone and Blackberry.
A framed photograph of the family beagle.
5
What is in your bathroom cabinet?
Bunion pads, eye firming gel, a shower cap and masses of those miniature hotel room shampoos you've saved from holidays abroad.
Massage oil, condoms, and a mouldy old toothbrush belonging to some bloke you used to date.
Baby lotion, baby shampoo, baby wipes and your diaphragm.
Eyebrow tweezers, a nail file, mouthwash, and several tubs of lip balm.
 
 
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