How to survive the office Christmas party

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Dos and don\'ts for the office Christmas party

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It\'s traditional that you\'ll disgrace yourself at the office Christmas party. It brings out the drunk, puking, swearing, argumentative, accident-prone, dirty-dancing snogmonster in us all. However, there are ways to limit the potential damage. Here\'s our guide to avoiding the pitfalls of the office party and how to cope if the worst should happen...

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Damage limitation

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What\'s the one thing to guarantee trouble? That\'s right – the demon alcohol. That said – it\'s a party! If you know your limits, think seriously about setting them. Accept that you are going to get at least merry and pace yourself. Any reduction will pay dividends the following morning. And if not, check out these hangover cures.

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Manage your drinking time

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If the party is a long lunch, the pub and possibly a club afterwards, determine to leave the restaurant sober. Book a cab before the party. If you are hammered by the time you leave the pub, don\'t go on, go home. If it is an evening do, don\'t get drunk at dinner or turn up tipsy. Drink lots of water throughout.

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Small measures

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Make halves last as long as pints, choose small over large glasses of wine, don\'t be tempted into doubles and alternate soft drinks with alcoholic ones. Don\'t mix your drinks. Avoid cocktails like the plague and shots like their meaner older brother.

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Avoid conflict

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If you end up hammered dance and talk to other women and avoid people you don\'t like or have unresolved issues with. That way you are far less likely to snog half the company or start a row. Stop drinking as soon as you realise you are hammered. If you are still out of it after two rounds of water, call a cab. If you start to feel more sober, carry on drinking water.

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Avoid the boss

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Talking to him/her half cut, or worse still drunk, is only going to lead to trouble. Okay, so it\'s a bit mean to treat them like a social leper, but if you haven\'t had much contact before and the first thing you say is, \"I think you\'re a total git\"/\"I think you\'re crap at your job\"/\"I fancy you\", it is not going to go down well on Monday. Remember, it might be a party – but it\'s still work. The chances are most of us have never seen our boss drunk. There\'s a reason for that.

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Sex under the desk

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If you and Mark from accounts simply can\'t resist each other (because, naturally, after five vodkas he looks less like Phil Mitchell and more like Brad Pitt), try not to do it in front of the entire office. Could be very embarrassing on Monday morning – especially when he starts looking like Phil Mitchell again.

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Dealing with the morning after

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If you wake up the following morning knowing that you humiliated yourself but unsure as to how, ask one person you trust to give you an honest answer. Don\'t ask loads of people. Once you\'ve sewn all their perceptions together, you\'ll make yourself sound like a cross between Katie Price, Shaun Ryder and Mike Tyson.

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Mark from accounts

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If you wake up with Mark from accounts next to you, don\'t be horrible to him, even if you are horrified. If you are not interested, make that clear as gracefully as possible. Agree not to talk about it in the office, which also applies if you both want a repeat performance. See more relationship advice and dating tips.

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Say sorry

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If you got into an argument or insulted someone, seek them out as soon as you get into the office and apologise unreservedly for being a drunk idiot. Even if you meant every syllable of the character assassination you gave them, say that it was the booze talking and that you are sorry. You have to work with them, after all. Everyone has got drunk and acted like an idiot at some point and few people will bear a grudge if you act like a grown-up afterwards.

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Laugh about it!

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If all you did was get drunk and talk bollocks, don\'t worry - so did everyone else. Whatever you said will seem worse to you than others, who will have been getting on with having a good time and probably won\'t even remember. In fact, they are probably just as worried about what they said to you - and do you remember or care about that?

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Laugh even more

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The same goes for minor incidents. Even if you did whatever it was in the middle of the dance floor, not everyone will have seen it. Apologise if you feel the need to, but don\'t go overboard. Self-flagellation is embarrassing; self-deprecating humour is much more appropriate for the inevitable party post-mortem.

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Have fun

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The most vital thing is to have fun. Whether you follow our tips or not, just remember the most important advice we can offer is to watch your drinking. Get merry, have a dance and a gossip, but make sure you get home in one piece, too.

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