So you think you've found the man of your dreams, you've even waited a 'proper' amount of time before getting him into bed (well, a couple of weeks is decent, right?) only to find that Prince Charming has one major flaw and it's in the bedroom department. Your dreams of living happily ever after, complete with orgasms left, right and centre, have been broken into a million pieces and fairies may have died in the process. This was not the ending you had dreamed of. But fear not, Cinderella shall still experience post-orgasmic bliss, she's just going to have to put her back into it to get there, and trust us, giving up on a good man after one first night of bad sex is the equivalent of chowing down on the poison apple; guaranteed to leave a nasty taste in your mouth.
Sex dilemma number one: You can't find his penis without a magnifying glass
OK, so your fella’s penis is small – so small that when you first saw it you almost cried and immediately became 'not-in-the-mood' - but believe us, it isn’t the end of the world.
Firstly, it’s not all about length - he might not be hung like a horse but does he lack width? Never make the mistake of overlooking his girth ladies! A man with a good girth is definitely a man worth grabbing hold off, literally. Many women find a long penis too uncomfortable when having sex, as how deep do you actually think you run? It's not the Black Hole of Calcutta in there and your cervix will thank you for bringing home a man of conservative length. According to figures on netdoctor.com the average erect penis is 6.5inches and the average length of a woman's vagina when aroused is just four inches. So there. But fear not, if you're problem is actually that you're faced with the penile version of Goliath the vagina has a remarkable (almost magical) capacity to stretch itself if that giant something is introduced gradually and she is fully turned on. Look's like Mother Nature has covered all bases then. Secondly, you need to alter your expectations, not of his performance – hell no – he still has his fingers and tongue doesn’t he? But of how many inches you were hoping for and what you thought they would do for you. We've heard countless stories from girls who have experienced the sexual technique of well hung men, that technique would simply put it in, pull it out, repeat. Yawn. Er, hello firstly your clitoris won't even know this is ocurringoccurring and your G-spot is getting bypassed by all his pounding so let's be clear a big penis does not equal bountiful orgasms. Or even one. Instead take the time to work out what positions satisfy you both. There are certain sex positions you can use to make sex feel deeper if you like this feeling, plus you will be able to sit on top of him without fear of impalement and woman on top is the best way for a woman to achieve a vaginal orgasm.
Best sex positions if he's large:
Ginger growing wild
Lute hanging off the ivory tusk
The swing
Best sex positions if he's, er, not so large:
Woman acting part of the man
The open yoni
The delicious one
The storyteller
The intact position
Disclaimer: We suggest you never imply in any way shape or form that his penis is below average, this will be the end - the end of your relationship and most probably the end of his self-esteem.
