Top tips for a dirty weekend!

Planning a naughty getaway with your partner? You'll both enjoy it far more if you do a little preparation...

by Veronica Kirby
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Have the ultimate dirty weekend

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Planning a dirty weekend away with your partner? You\'ll both enjoy it far more if you do a little preparation... We\'ve gathered together the best sex tips and advice to make your weekend really go with a bang.

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Do all hair removal beforehand

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You don\'t want to waste time while you are away, and there is nothing attractive about depilation. If you have enough notice, get a wax 24 hours before departure - don\'t pop out in your lunch hour the day you are leaving, as you will still look like a plucked turkey when it\'s time to take your kit off. Forget shaving; you\'ll have stubble before the weekend is out and you may get razor rash, which is about as alluring as rampant eczema. Use hair-removal cream for a longer-lasting and smoother result.

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Don\'t overpack

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If you\'re having lots of sex, you won\'t need that many clothes and the outfit you\'re going to get most wear out of is your skin. You don\'t want to scare him with your fast-working ability to change shoes.

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Don\'t overdo it

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You want to feel attractive and everyone feels more confident when they look their best, but don\'t go over the top. You don\'t need to look like you\'re off to a Hollywood premiere, and too much make-up is a turn-off for a lot of men. Aim for smart, casual and sexy.

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Don\'t be uncomfortable

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This means not taking anything you haven\'t tried on properly before, including sexy lingerie. Try on your new naughty underwear under the outfit you are intending to wear it with, sit down, walk around and view yourself from behind. If it rides up in all the wrong places, cuts off your circulation or makes ugly lines under your clothes, think again. Don\'t wear shoes you can\'t walk in, they\'ll make you look like a silly tart rather than a seductive siren.

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Do take trainers

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...or shoes you can walk in comfortably - just in case you make it out of the room long enough to go for a stroll. Exercise does make you frisky after all...

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Don\'t spend hours in the bathroom

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... getting ready for bed or getting ready to go out. You are likely to lose his attention and ardour to Sky Sports and when you come out you may well find him asleep or in the bar. He won\'t understand what took you so long, and probably won\'t really appreciate your efforts - his mind will have been focused on undressing you, rather than appreciating how well you accessorise.

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Do turn your mobile off

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...and encourage him to do the same - you don\'t need interruptions from nosy or well-meaning mates and almost anything can wait till you get back. Record a voicemail message saying that you can\'t be contacted until whenever and telling callers to send a text in case of emergency. Then check for texts, sparingly, and don\'t call anyone unless it really is screamingly urgent.

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Don\'t attempt to take him shopping

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It doesn\'t matter how fantastic the retail-therapy opportunities are, turn a blind eye. Shopping is one of the world\'s greatest bores for the male species and as much of a passion killer as pop socks.

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Do take more condoms

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...than you think you could possibly need - they rip far too easily and there\'s nothing worse than running out of the slippery little critters in the midst of a heated and meaningful session.

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Don\'t leave it too late to jump him

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Or leave it too late for him to jump you. Talking is all very well and it can be a wonderful form of foreplay, but don\'t get so carried away with it that it takes over from indulging your mutual lust.

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Do take massage oils

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... And nice things for the bath, scented candles and anything else you fancy to help create a romantic and sexy atmosphere. Even if you are not usually an aromatherapy kind of girl, bear in mind that everyone and everything looks better in candlelight and that of all the senses, smell is one of the most powerful.

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Don\'t stuff yourself

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... At lunch, dinner or any other feeding opportunity. It may be hard to resist temptation, particularly when delicious food is put on a plate in front of you, but it is impossible to feel horny and overfed at the same time. Indigestion and orgasms are fundamentally incompatible.

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Do take a bottle of Champagne

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Unless you\'re feeling extremely flush, don\'t bother buying bubbly from the hotel because the mark-up will be eye-watering compared to your local offie. Instead, order a bottle of mineral water in an ice bucket from room service, plonk your Champagne in the bucket and chill while your Champers does the same.

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Don\'t get too drunk

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You may need a little Dutch courage to get in touch with your inner sex goddess, but pace yourself. You wouldn\'t want to shag a bloke who was too far gone to actively participate - or, worse, know what he was doing. And the same holds true for men. A little giggly and a bit rude is great; slurring, falling over and being unable to focus isn\'t.

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Do indulge in a fantasy or two

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The beauty of being away is that you can treat it as time out from your usual life and try things that you might be hesitant to do at home. Ever fancied tying him up - or being tied up? Take some silk scarves. You know uniforms turn him on? Visit Lovehoney before you go. Is there a dominatrix inside you bursting to get out? Tell him. Whisper your deepest desires huskily in his ear.

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Don\'t be shy

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...About asking him what he would like to do with you. Encourage him to share his fantasies. Even if you don\'t have the props or the right location, getting him to describe his desires will be an enormous turn on for you both, and sharing otherwise secret thoughts and feelings increases the depth and quality of intimacy between you.

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More great sex tips!

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Taking the contents of your bottom drawer away with you? Then read our 10 ways with sex toys feature to inspire you to use your favourite vibrator in a new way.

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Perhaps try teaching him one of these top 10 sex tips so you get exactly what you want in the bedroom and beyond.

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