Joint name: "Klukey"

With her '20s bob and his bleached hairdo, she is Mia Farrow to his Robert Redford in a noughties version of The Great Gatsby. Just ignore the tattoos (her) and facial piercings (him). Rumours are flying about the rock 23-year-old Ms Osbourne is currently sporting on her engagement finger. Even if she hadn't worn heart-shaped sunglasses throughout three-day music fest, Glastonbury, we guessed Kelly was love-struck. Luke too. The gallant Dazed & Confused coverboy was spotted lifting his girlfriend over mud so as not to get her vintage frock dirty. The 19-year-old male model was ‘discovered' skateboarding in a London park and is now one of the most sought after male catwalk and editorial stars on the planet. Kelly, daughter of Ozzy and Shazza Osbourne, is a star in her own right. "We're not a celeb couple, we're normal," she told a magazine recently. We're just glad she's found a chap who isn't a booze-soaked mediocrity.