The Apprentice star has appeared to Zoo Magazine to set the record straight about both her beef with Helen Flanagan and give people some advice on what she knows best - sex.
Luisa said, "Many men are doing things wrong in bed, but the problem is that most women don't tell them.
Unless a lady says, 'I want you to do this,' or, 'I prefer it when you do that,' how can any man be expected to know? Plus, I know what works on a lady.
One girl sold a story saying I'd given her the best orgasm of her life. I couldn't remember her, but I was really proud regardless!"
Well, that's sweet...
Whether you like Luisa's delivery or not, when it comes to speaking up in bed, she's got a point.
As far as her spat with Helen Flanagan goes, Luisa's happy to put that behind them and mud wrestle.
Yep, she said, "I was only joking around, but given how crazy that story went, I would be bang up for a mud-wrestling shoot with Helen.
She is hot, with a great pair of real knockers!
We've cleared the air, actually. I'm a fan and didn't want her to think I was slagging her off."
Phew, as long as these two aren't fighting, we were losing sleep.
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