When we grow up we want to be Doris Deahardie, the British woman who hired herself a stripper for her 100th birthday party.
But Doris didn't want just any man - oh no, this is her 100th birthday for crying out loud. She picked the chap out herself and demanded the 'full monty.'
Get in there Doris.
The centenarian partied hard at a pub in Retford and even brought her own baby oil to lather up the presumably quite startled chap.
It gets better. Apparently, Doris originally wanted a helicopter ride but asked if the pilot would do her a little mid-air strip.
When her family pointed out a) pilots don't usually do that sort of thing b) helicopters don't fly themselves - she decided to opt for a boring regular stripper instead.
Talk about getting old disgracefully.
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