10 relationship milestones no one sends you a congratulations card for

 | By and Amy Lewis  |  Add comment

Forget anniversaries - these are the real tests that prove your relationship might just make it

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Long-term relationships aren't based on anniversaries or how many luxury mini breaks you've been on.

Catching each other on the toilet or picking his spots - now, they are relationship milestones to be proud of.

10 relationship steps that mean something


1. When he meets your racist Nan


Bless your Nan, and her homophobic, racist, and religious rants.

2. Having food poisoning together


Two people with diarrhoea, one toilet. Bonding.

3. Being caught bleaching your moustache


When he realises your face thinks you look better with a beard.

4. Taking the grandkid pressure talk from his Mum


Listening to the 'withering up ovaries' lecture from your mother-in-law with a smile.

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What? Singing on the toilet relaxes me



5. The contraception fail


Split condom, missed pill - side stepping pregnancy as a couple.

6. Throwing up drunk (when one of you is sober)


Nothing says love like rubbing your other half's back while they yak.

7. Your first karaoke party


If he can watch you sing Belinda Carlisle and still come back for more - he's a keeper.

8. The accidental sex sleep


If one of you nods of during sex thanks to drink/work pressure and you can laugh it off.

9. Hungover at a family occasion


Surviving a Grandparent's 80th birthday party when you both took on the tequila challenge the night before...and lost.

10. Sending him out to buy you tampons


When a sanitary emergency isn't awkward situation.

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