The penis beaker debate: Do you have a sex essentials kit?

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If penis beaker has taught us anything – it's to be prepared…

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The penis beaker debate has got to be the best thing to go viral online since Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal.

If you've missed it, we can only presume you were unfortunately locked in a bathroom all night without a phone. In a nutshell, one woman posted a thread on Mumsnet questioning whether anyone else keeps a beaker of water at the side of their bed for their other half to wash his penis in after sex.

The original post read:

Penis beaker

© mumsnet



This then spurred on a worldwide discussion of logistics about post-sex clean up routines. Like 'everybody poops', everybody also has to clean up that sticky post-coital mess some how.

Some people chipped in that they just cleaned themselves down with a dirty t-shirt on the floor, some men flop their winkies in the sink for a post sex wash, some just questioned what happens if you get the sex beaker and squash beaker confused in the night (oh the humanity).



But just like Carrie Bradshaw would say (probably while swilling out her own sperm beaker) - we were beginning to wonder if the answer is to be prepared, say with a sex essentials kit…

Tissues (obviously)
Wet wipes
Condoms
Lube
Toothpaste
Polos (for immediate post oral relief)
Clean knickers
Deodorant (it's a sweaty business)
An emergency cystitis sachet (for when you forget to sex wee)

Any other suggestions. This is important stuff you know…

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