We're sorry to be the ones to tell you, but your vagina is looking pretty old and tired. But no fear, a new dye for your lady parts is here to perk it right up.
My New Pink Button (yes, that's its actual name) is a cosmetic genital dye designed to make your nethers pinker and perkier.
It's available in four shades: Ginger, Marilyn, Audrey and Bettie and is designed to counteract discolouration - a bit like anal bleaching.
It costs £23 on Amazon, but the shades have already sold out. Sucks to be your vagina - it ain't never going to look Audrey Hepburn fresh now.
The company describe the new colour you'll gain as a 'youthful pink', with the Marilyn offering a 'slight, fresh colour change in their appearance or those who are very fair skinned'.
According to the reviews, no beavers were harmed in the testing of this product.
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