A 70-year-old man in Australia was hospitalised after inserting an entire fork into his penis for 'sexual gratification.'
Bet you'll never look at old people the same way, huh.
He inserted the four inch steel dining fork into his urethra for fun during a 'kinky sex game' with his partner, before realising it was well and truly stuck.
Twelve hours later the man arrived at Canberra Hospital's Emergency Department where a report on the incident says the fork was not visible to the naked eye outside of his penis.
The fork was then removed from the patient under general anaesthesia using forceps and 'copious lubrication' and the man went home after the procedure. Probably to get it on with a spoon.
"The motives for insertion of a variety of objects are difficult to comprehend," read the study published in International Journal of Surgery Case Reports. "This case warrants discussion given the great management challenge faced by the oddity and infrequency with which a fork is encountered in the penile urethra."
The report continues that this is not uncommon, citing other cases of objects found lodged in parts of the body such as Allen keys, toothbrushes, wire, light bulbs, thermometers, plants, vegetables, leeches, snakes and glue.
If that's what being adventurous in bed means, we're alright thanks.
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