Pretty sure there's a queue Simon.
Despite having a hefty bank balance, the media moguel was asked what was the one thing he wanted most, that cash can't buy, during an interview on Skype.
Simon replied, 'I'm going to say what came into my mind here... I'm imagining [Nicole] as a huge dinner plate and I want to eat ice cream off her. Money couldn't buy it and I would do it.'
Wait, it gets worse. The question was asked by Nicole Scherzinger herself.
The interview saw Cowell field questions from across the globe, including from famous faces like Demi Lovato and Leona Lewis.
Wonder what Scherzy's on-off again boyfriend Lewis Hamilton would have to say about this.
If you do ever get the chance Simon (you won't) - here's how to do it right...
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