'The size of a man's penis does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship,' says winner Nick Golronan.
The 27-year-old UPS worker walked away with the $200 prize money after competing in the first Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant.
Nick, aka the Delivery Man, snatched victory from other other small penis-ed entrees called Perry Winkle, Sugar Daddy, Rip van Dinkle, Quinette and Flo Rider.
The entrants had to compete in three rounds; eveningwear (which saw the main 'contestants' don little tuxedos), swimwear (loin cloths and water) and a talent round (singing, dancing and stand-up comedy routines were favoured).
Nick chose not to hide his face like some of the other anonymous contestants and won despite not being the smallest member on the stage. He explains,
@deliveryboy4m The contest was a 3 part event. I won because i scored best in formalwear, talent, and eveningwear. 2'' flaccid, 4'' erect.— Nicholas Gilronan (@NickG7286) July 23, 2013
The proud winner told Gothamist that he hoped to break the myth that bigger is better, 'We're all made in different shapes and sizes, but the media puts pressure on people to look a certain way.'
'Some people let that false sense of body image upset them and they shouldn't be upset at all. Even worse, some people use those false standards and judge other people. It's disconcerting,' he continued.
'My advice for people like me is don't worry about things you cannot control. All that does is waste time. Always move forward and do the best you can.'
Good on you Nick.
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