Scientists say oral sex is completely pointless

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We're presuming the scientists behind this study just aren't doing it right…

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Ever wondered what the point of oral sex was? Well you're not alone.

Apparently scientists have been pondering the purpose of oral sex for some time and have been trying to establish a reason why humans bother.

Obviously not happy with the 'because it's freakin' awesome' hypothesis, researchers at the Department of Psychology, Oakland University, decided to investigate whether men performed cunnilingus on a woman because it made her more likely to conceive, meaning we had evolved to do it for a greater purpose.

They tested the idea that men performed oral sex to get women to orgasm, and then dumped their baby juice inside said woman in the short time frame after orgasm, which may help the woman to 'retain sperm' for procreation purposes.

After studying 243 couples, the scientists concluded that actually, going down on your woman did not have a deeper cave man aim at all. In fact, it is a completely pointless act.

'The results of the current study are not consistent with the hypothesis that cunnilingus is designed to promote sperm retention…ejaculation usually does not occur in the brief time period during which orgasm might function to retain sperm,' the report poetically put.

Sorry science guys – sometimes things are just meant for fun.

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