Sex tip of the day: How to have secret sex in your parents house

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It's a taboo subject, but it really is possible to get busy on the sly...

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It's not easy to find the time or the privacy to have sex in the house you grew up in, but when the mood takes you shouldn't you at least give it a good try? Here are a few ways to enjoy the experience without waking anyone up...

1. Experience silent sex

Being vocal in the bedroom is fun, but when your parents are sleeping in the next room (eewww gross) silence is absolutely essential. Turn it into a game and find new and creative ways to communicate. You'll find you look into each others' eyes more and you'll probably use more hand movements to direct your partner. Well, that's one way to take the awkwardness out of 'left a bit, right a bit' situations!

2. Turn up the volume

Put on some loud music of ensure there's a noisy action movie playing in the next room. Sometimes a distraction is essential, especially if you feel the mood take you in the middle of the afternoon. The novelty and danger of the whole situation should tip you over the edge.

3. Have sex in weird places

Sneak off to the garden shed, the garage or the downstairs loo for a bit of action. Part of the excitement of having sex in your parents house is that it's taboo and forbidden, so why not up the ante with a weird sex location? Plus, you're less likely to be discovered in these places.

4. Stick to side by side

This should be your go to position - even if someone bursts in you'll just look like you're spooning after a heavy night's sleep. Oh and don't forget to keep your clothes on above the waist. No one will think your having sex is he's got a jumper on and you're wearing a nightie!

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