What we've learnt about love, life and dating from The Only Way is Essex

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Lauren, Mark, Joey, Amy, Lydia, Arg...we just can't get enough of the whole gang

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After countless episodes, spin-offs, a BAFTA award and public appearances, the TOWIE gang are officially a pop-cultural phenomenon. The pseudo real-life drama series shows some of Essex's finest donning their glad rags in an attempt to find love, Aaaaahhh.

But things don't run smoothly in the land of vajazzling, fake tan and reem slang! Here's what we've learnt about love, life, dating and relationships from The Only Way is Essex...

1. Some things are just not meant to be...

They were together for ten years and even got engaged, but poor Lauren Goodger and Mark Wright just couldn't stand to be around each other for long enough to make their relationship work. Mark got down and dirty with Lucy Mecklenburgh and Lauren admitted she aborted their baby. Overall a disaster, but at least Lauren has this clip of the good old days to remind her how badly things turned out...oh no wait.



2. Finding a man is easy...

Just stick some glitter rhinestones to your lady bits and the men will come in droves to whisk you off into the sunset. Or you'll just end up in A&E with serious injuries.



3. Joey Essex: How not to chat up women...

Men of the nation listen up! Making a woman feel so uncomfortable that she's forced to visibly cringe and run away from you isn't the best way to find yourself a girlfriend. Ladies also note that dating your mates' ex-boyfriends is a recipe for disaster...think Lauren and Sam.



4. PPDs (Public Put Downs) are the best way to sort out your problems...

NOT. Cue one of the biggest cringe moments of the series when Gemma Collins raucously told James Argent that he wasn't going to be getting to grips with her lady lumps any more. If in doubt, refer to the video below, and then go and find a quiet private location to sort out your relationship woes. You'll thanks us one day...



5. Love is a two way street...

Aaahh Lydia Bright and Arg, the golden couple who were so promising. The unlikely pair seemed smitten until Arg's jealous and over protective nature took over and broke them up. After four years the pair went their separate ways and showed the world that even picture perfect relationships can turn sour. The lesson here? Both of you have to be in it to win it. If one of you is miserable address the problem now before it boils over into blazing rows like this one...



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