We can't remember a time when it wasn't national something day - however, when the country is encouraged to get on down with a spot of slap and tickle, who are we to object?
If you want to give your man the hint for this festival of the derrière - try these naughty knickers on from Ann Summers.
The slogan on the rear subtly says 'Spank me.' If he doesn't get a clue from this, then there's no helping him.
What would Christian Grey do we say...
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