Legal firm offers Fifty Shades-inspired 'Lovers' Agreement' for £1.99!

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Put pen to paper and sign your sex life away with a contract Christian Grey would be proud of...

Fifty Shades of Grey front cover
A British legal firm has created its very own 'Lovers' Agreement' to help couples explore Fifty Shades-style BDSM at home.

If you've been inspired by Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey, McEntegart Legal Limited has drafted a (non-legally binding) contract that will help you on your way to spanking paddles and creepy sex dungeons.

The 'Lovers' Agreement', £1.99, explains what you or your partner will get in exchange for specific sexual favours. You can add your own sexy trades and download the contract over and over again to prolong your Fifty Shades moment.

Think about it ladies, this could be the perfect opportunity to make him do chores!

We recommend popping one of these kinky contracts at the bottom of his Christmas stocking...just make sure there are no kids around when he reads out the terms.

Lawyer, Francis McEntegart told us, "It is drafted for partners to have a laugh and good time together. It is for wives, husbands, boyfriends and girlfriends. You may offer your lover a shopping trip, a holiday or a bottle of wine in return for a kiss, cuddle or whatever you like to add into the contract. Although we have included examples, you can really add whatever you both would like.

To check it out and buy your own contract, click here.

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