The more you listen to Beyoncé's visual album
, the more you realise how utterly filthy it is. Yes, we're talking about you Drunk in Love.
First our innocent little minds warped by learning that 'surfboard' is actually a sex position in the bath
('Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard. Surfboard.')
Graining on that wood indeed.
Now we have learnt that watermelon juice
is a natural viagra, and good for promoting blood circulation
to the nether parts - essential when having sex, or so we've been told.
According to Nerve.com
, two studies from the University of Florida and Italy's University of Foggia both conclude the aphrodisiac qualities
It is so good for a man's pee-pee in fact, it has been proven to reduce erectile dysfunction
, plus it is packed with Vitamin C and potassium.
Now, if someone can just tell us what 'Can you lick my Skittles, it's the sweetest in the middle' means, we'll be well on our way to sexual competency.
The ultimate guide to aphrodisiacs
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There are seven key nutrients required for good sexual health
and a high sex drive. Aphrodisiacs are simply foods that contain these vitamins, minerals and amino acids in significant enough quantities to have an effect on the body.There are two different types to get your head around....Psycho-physiological
This is basically just a fancy way of saying 'visual foods' that remind us of body parts. Phallic shaped cucumbers and soft round fruits like peaches and lychees are good examples.Internal
: These foods create an actual physical response by increasing blood flow,
increasing genital sensitivity and improving nerve function.Click on to discover the top twenty aphrodisiacs that will take your next evening-in up a notch...CAMERON DIAZ SEX TAPE LEAKED ONLINE?UNUSUAL WAYS TO GET YOUR 7 A DAYMORE FROM HANDBAG.COM
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