Why Beyonce was really drinking watermelon juice

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Now a proven natural viagra, it might explain the real reason Beyonce was downing watermelon before riding that surfboard (surfboard).

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The more you listen to Beyoncé's visual album, the more you realise how utterly filthy it is. Yes, we're talking about you Drunk in Love.

First our innocent little minds warped by learning that 'surfboard' is actually a sex position in the bath ('Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard. Surfboard.')

Graining on that wood indeed.

Now we have learnt that watermelon juice is a natural viagra, and good for promoting blood circulation to the nether parts - essential when having sex, or so we've been told.

According to Nerve.com, two studies from the University of Florida and Italy's University of Foggia both conclude the aphrodisiac qualities of watermelon.

It is so good for a man's pee-pee in fact, it has been proven to reduce erectile dysfunction, plus it is packed with Vitamin C and potassium.

Now, if someone can just tell us what 'Can you lick my Skittles, it's the sweetest in the middle' means, we'll be well on our way to sexual competency.

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