Hulking great men in plaid, carrying around lambs in distress - oh yes please. Quick, the chickens have escaped from their pen, rip your shirt off and save them already.
Sorry - we got a bit carried away. Where were we?
Finalists include the likes of Hugh Morrison (above) who manages 950 acres of arable land in Wiltshire, likes snorkelling around the coast and carrying as many animals as possible on a motorbike.
Or this guy...
Actually, the competition by Farmer's Weekly isn't about hulking man pecs you know (perverts, get your minds out the muck) - it's also about a dedication to their trade and promoting the future of farming in the UK.
Good on you guys. Now can one of you just lift that hay bale for us? Oh go on...
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