Just don't say we didn't warn you...
MARY BERRY'S CLASSIC APPLE PIE RECIPE (above)
We managed to snag this brilliant step-by-step recipe for the Great British Bake Off judge's 'master recipe'. If the smell of apple pie doesn't tempt you off the diet bandwagon, you're officially our hero.
GOURMET BEEF BURGER WITH OVEN ROASTED GARLIC CHIPS
It will take willpower of steel to resist these garlic crispy chips, just remember a moment on the lips...
CHOCOLATE AND SALTED CARAMEL LAYER CAKE
Let's face it, if you make this insanely indulgent recipe you're guaranteed to fail. If a friend makes it for you, you have our permission to kill them.
STRIP STEAK WITH BERNAISE SAUCE
When your boyfriend/husband/partner is eating this succulent steak smothered in sauce you're going to want to die a little inside. Fact.
JOHN WHAITE'S CHOCOLATE SWISS ROLL RECIPE
Great British Bake Off winner John's salted caramel roll will make you think you've died and gone to heaven. Can you really get the same feeling from a stick of celery? Not that we're asking you to give up on the healthy eating plan...uh oh.
CHEESY SOMERSET CHICKEN
With a parmesan, Cheddar and cider sauce, this old school chicken recipe is exactly what you'll want on a cold January night.
PAUL HOLLYWOOD'S PEAR, PECAN AND CHOCOLATE CRUMBLE RECIPE
With cinnamon, soft pears, crunchy pecan nuts and melting dark chocolate, this is one of those puddings that will make you curse the day the word 'resolution' was ever invented.
LAMB, ROSEMARY AND GARLIC MEATBALLS IN YORKSHIRE PUDDING
With tender lamb, warming rosemary and a giant Yorkshire pudding the size of your face, this dinner will make you happy (but it won't make you slim).
PUMPKIN, SPINACH AND GORGONZOLA LASAGNE
Don't be fooled by the fresh veggies and superfood spinach because as soon as the Gorgonzola cheese hits the fan you'll be raking in the calories.
CHOCOLATE MALTESER CAKE
As cakes go this is pretty darn tempting. Whatever you do don't look directly at it when you're feeling desperate for sugar...
DECADENT BANANA FUDGE CAKE WITH DARK CHOCOLATE SAUCE
If the smell of dark chocolate melting on the stove doesn't do it for you, then you deserve to fit back into those skin-tight jeans. You go girlfriend!
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