The best Mean Girls quotes ever

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Mean Girls is 10 years old. Let's take a minute and pay tribute to one of the best films possibly ever made (too much?)

Mean Girls

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Mean Girls is celebrating its 10 year anniversary. Yes, you really are that old. Sorry.

So let us take time out of our busy lives to remember Gretchen trying to make fetch happen and question why don't all wear pink on Wednesdays.

Coolness.

18 funny quotes from Mean Girls


1. Kevin G's awesome rap


Whatta man, whatta man.



2. "If you're from Africa...why are you white?"


Our lives were not complete before Amanda Seyfried became famous.



3. For you Glenn Coco. You go, Glenn Coco!


None for Gretchen.



4. "She doesn't even go here!"


We have been trying to bake a cake out of rainbows ever since.



5. "Stop trying to make fetch happen"


Possibly the most questionable line from Mean Girls, like ever.



6. "People think I lie about be a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons"


Wide set vagina girls, unite.



7. "Is your muffin buttered?"


We still don't know what this means.



8. Your Mums Chest Hair


What a put down. We've been waiting to use this for 10 years. One day.



9. "On Wednesday's we wear pink!"


As now, shall we.



10."Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die"


American sex education explained in a nut shell.



11. "My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain."


See, women are multi talented.



12. And on the third day...


Chuckles.



13. "Is butter a carb?"


Yes, yes it is. And a vegetable.



14. "But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia and die."


We knew it.



15. "Boo, you whore"


How to hang up on a phone conversation like Regina.



16. "I'm a mouse, duh"


Halloween is the one night a year where a girl can dress like a complete slut, and no one can say anything about. The slut rule explained.



17. "I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops"


Our standard Saturday night get up.



18. Baby prostitute


This gets quoted more often than we're proud of at Handbag HQ.



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