Valentine's Day forces new couples to have awkward relationship conversations
What's the protocol for approaching Valentine's Day when you're in a new relationship? Should you ignore it completely or get him a gift just in case? And what if he ignores it, does that mean he doesn't see the relationship going anywhere? Lord, help us.
Let's take a moment this Valentine's Day to think about how awkward it is for all the couples who just started dating in January.— Emma Farrell (@efarrell42) February 4, 2014
Valentine's gives men an excuse to forget romance for the rest of the year
Even though we'd like little romantic touches from our blokes every day of the year (you know, hand holding, flowers, kind words, an hour without the football), Valentine's Day seems to give them permission to be idiots in exchange for one blissful 24 hour period. So. Not. Good.
Valentine's Day ruins restaurant meals out
On 14 February it's almost impossible to go to a restaurant without being force fed sharing platters, while surrounded by couples who are either acting indecently or sitting uncomfortably through a forced romantic meal. Who even likes sharing food anyway?
Give her the romantic dinner she deserves on Valentine's Day.... pic.twitter.com/VPH2Fvms5f— LilC (@49erswaggg) February 3, 2014
Heart shaped novelty food isn't very exciting
Contrary to popular belief, women don't prefer heart-shaped biscuits to normal digestives. It's just a biscuit with a new shape, that is in many ways more difficult to eat. Pink icing doesn't even taste nice.
Valentine's Day turns single people into moaning idiots
If you're single, hearing loved-up couples calling each other pooky bear will make you want to vomit, but that doesn't mean you have to put on Joni Mitchell and cry in a corner. Your single and ready to mingle, baby! Own it.
Yeah I'm going to be single on Valentine's Day like every year #foreveralone— Ashley sanchez (@ash_sanchez17) February 7, 2014
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