WTF is the Chiltern Firehouse anyway?
An old firehouse (duh) converted into a hip and happening bar, restaurant and hotel, owned by André Balazs (famous for LA's Chateau Marmont - this being his first venue in the UK).
According to a Guardian journalist who managed to sneak in with a famous friend, you can expect to eat delicious food with light, inventive touches. Crab doughnuts anyone?
But as their review candidly points out, "Nobody's here for the food. Colonel Sanders could be doing the catering and still they'd come."
Everyone is here to be a celeb darling, sitting in good, famous company.
Who goes there?
Who do you want to see?
Why only in the past two weeks, Orlando Bloom and Hugh Jackman went for a bros night out there, Lindsay Lohan, Kate Beckinsale, Katherine Jenkinson, Ronan Keating, Poppy Delevingne, Ellie Goulding, Princess Beatrice, Stephen Fry, David Gandy, Laura Bailey, Rita Ora, Adele all went for dinner and
They may be celebs, but they'll still throw up in the street like the rest of us after a few too many Camparis (that didn't happen - we're speculating).
In the past Bradley Cooper, Bill Clinton and Keira Knightley have also partied there. Oh, and David Cameron came.
Can us mere mortals get a table?
You have to be kidding.
There is a strict 'only famous folks' rule in force until September. So you'll just have to push your face up to the glass like the rest of us to get a glimpse of Hugh Jackman eating spaghetti.
Well, at least until September when everyone finds somewhere new.
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