10 Valentine's Day ideas no self-respecting single woman wants to do

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Put that Sex and the City box set away - can't we just have a beer and treat Valentine's like a normal day please?

4. The boozy shot
It's that time of year again when single women are bombarded with ideas for how to spend Valentine's Day by their sad, lonely, childless selves. Yawn.

If you don't fancy spending the 14 February weeping into a teddy bear in front of a Ryan Gosling film, we're sure you won't be taking up some of these typical suggestions either...

10 Valentine's Day ideas no single lady wants to do


  1. Watch a Sex and the City box set

  2. Carrie ruined Sex and the City when she came back for a second movie. Valentine's doesn't change that.

  3. Dance around to music with your friends

  4. Jumping up and down on the bed to 'I'm every woman'. Nope. Not going to happen.

  5. Have a bubble bath

  6. Being on your own doesn't mean you need to wash more.

  7. Buy gifts for your single friends to show them you care

  8. Your friends are fabulous - they don't need a card to tell them that.

  9. Burn photos of your ex

  10. You saw what happened when they tried this in Friends.

  11. Send yourself flowers

  12. The single most depressing idea.

  13. Go on a desperate date

  14. It is far better to be by yourself than go out with just anyone. No one should lower their standards for one day a year.

  15. Eat your weight in ice-cream

  16. Comfort food and lonely women - what Valentine's was made for.

  17. Learn something new and focus on yourself

  18. If you haven't taken up yoga by now, Valentine's probably won't give you the final push.

  19. Go speed dating
Get out.

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