We're even more jealous of this jammy lady.
The townhouse called Turtle Bay spoke out to MK as a private love-nest away from the prying eyes of the papps.
We're easily pleased here at Handbag.com but our mouths were agape when we took a glimpse of it, let alone the size of the place (or should we say palace), cheap at the original list price of $16.5 million.
With the nausea-inducing 22ft ceilings and whopping 8,000 sq ft living space, it's obvious why Olsen and Sarkozy were smitten.
The pad which was owned by the painter David Deutsch previously, includes 5 bedrooms, a quaint old lift, an artist's studio and, wait for it, an all-essential ballroom...
We're in love with the gilded touches and mirrored walls but does it scream MK Olsen's style? We're not quite sure.
At least there's no need for any form of DIY in there...
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