The King of Smarm was out in a club when he says a girl elbowed him the face.
He explained, "a girl had accidentally elbowed me in the face (she said it was an accident and I'll have to take her word for it), but she connected with such force that blood was streaming from the bridge of my nose and the bone was chipped."
We're not so sure it was an accident Spennie.
She could have been a friend of Louise Thompson or Lucy Watson. Or maybe Stephanie Pratt or even Andy Jordan - You did contribute to his split from Louise.
Then again, it could just be any women who's ever seen Made In Chelsea?
Perhaps his run in with someone's elbow - god we wish we'd seen that - has something to do with this cryptic tweet:
I find myself wondering whether or not to love or hate girls...— Spencer Matthews (@SpencerGeorgeM) March 10, 2014
Then again that could be something to do with his two ex girlfriends teaming up against him.
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