Matthew Perry appeared on Newsnight to discuss addiction and drug courts with the lovely Peter Hitchens.
It made for an interesting watch, and we reckon Matthew deserves some kind of medal for his ability to keep his cool.
We rounded up our favourite quotes from his attempts to explain the Peter Hitchens that addiction is not a "fantasy" and that he was basically a complete idiot.
Matthew Perry's best Newsnight putdowns
1. "You're a person who's talking who's wrong."
Clear, concise and very accurate.
2. "Not that your aspirin point wasn't genius
A reaction to Peter's argument, "I'm allergic to aspirin but that doesn't mean I need a drink." Stellar, we know.
3. "What you're saying is as ludicrous as saying Peter Pan is real."
As Peter adamantly claimed that the American Medical association was wrong to identify addiction as a disease.
4. "Ok, Santa."
A festive themed jibe!
5. "Read something other than your book."
The only book out there that backs what he's saying...
Watch the whole interview here:
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