It is time to flush your productive day down the toilet with the new 'what would I say' Facebook status generator app.
The latest 'bot' for Facebook scans through your timeline, friends, life on social media and generates a status for you based on what it has learned about your lifestyle.
Obviously the results are usually utter nonsense. Hilarity ensues.
These are some of our favourites from the world of Twitter....
Let us know yours in the comments box, or Tweet us @Handbagcom
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