Prince Charles turned 65 today (14 November) and while the royalists out there celebrate with bunting and china tea cups, poor Camilla has been suffering from that eternal struggle...what to buy the man who has everything.
Seriously, he's loaded, has travelled the world, has a wardrobe of tailored suits and flashy ties - does he really need anything else?
During an interview on the couple's official tour of India, the Duchess of Cornwall admitted, "I will tell you that he is the most difficult person in the world to buy a present for. He is a man! They are hopeless!
"I spend ages trying to find something that is really wonderful and then [she mimes him opening a present] "Oh, thank you very much" [she uses a non-committal voice]. It is so annoying."
We feel your pain.
Luckily after hours of brainstorming Camilla finally came up with the perfect gift...some china.
She said, "He collects a lot of things and it is something special – china – that I have found. It's what he really likes. And I know he will be happy with that."
We're not dissing your gift Camilla, but we can guarantee the men in our lives won't want to see china under the tree this year.
Come on, help us out! What do you think we should buy the man who has everything?
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