But who do we turn to when we're in need of our Harry and Cressy gossip fix? The tabloids of course. Here are all the latest rumours as told by them.
1. Harry's asked Cressida's parents
Reports have come out that Harry and Cressida are so serious that a Bonas family event is taking place to discuss an engagement.
"There is a family gathering to discuss an engagement," a source told the MailOnline.
"The announcement will be sooner than many people think."
2. You can call her Cressy
According to US Weekly, Harry calls his beloved Cressy as an affectionate nickname...or just a shortened version of her actual name.
3. Emojis mean love
The pair send each other cute text messages filled with emojis. How else do people communicate nowadays? If we could put a picture of a monkey looking startled in here - we would.
4. Cressy's mum loves to get divorced
Us Weekly would also like you to know Cressida's mum, Lady Mary-Gaye Curzon, "was a '60s It Girl who is divorced from all four of her husbands." Shocking.
5. The Queen is annoyed Harry isn't married
According to The Star, the Queen is royally ticked off that Prince Harry isn't married as he 29, and that is way too old to be unwed by royal standards.
6. More useless Cressy factoids
She drinks rum, likes Mumford & Sons, went travelling in Australia, and the couple go on bowling dates like 14 year olds.
And that's your lot folks. Tune in next week for another round of made up junk about the royals.
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