"I'm not typically immune to the allure of objectified women, but I am presently beleaguered by a nerdish, whirling dervish, and am eschewing all others," he said.
Ok, so not your typical Tom-Cruise-jumping-on-a-sofa-shouting proclamation, but what do you expect from silver tongued Russell?
It was pretty easy to put two and two together when the 38-year old was spotted looking loved up with Jemima Khan in New York and on an intimate dinner date in London.
Russell has been linked to a fair few ladies since divorcing Katy Perry in late 2011, but Vanity Fair editor-at-large Jemima is the only girl who has managed to make the comedian spew out such overtly loved-up gobbledygook.
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