We hate calling things "guilty pleasures" because it's such a tired cliché, but there's not really another phrase that does justice to our love for Jessica Simpson.
We've feel like we've grown up with her. We've held her hand through times filled with questionable pop songs, super-awkward-but-kinda-cute reality shows and the world's longest pregnancy. We've learned as she's learned. We're united in our knowledge that Chicken of the Sea is in fact tuna, and not some kind of amphibious poultry-monster.
Anyway... imagine how shocked we were when Jess decided to embrace Throwback Thursday by sharing this high school performance of "Music and the Mirror" from A Chorus Line.
Pop, fine - we knew about that; country, we can live with that too; but Broadway?! We thought we knew everything about Ms Simpson.
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