You don't have to go all Justin Bieber profanity rant when you want to win an argument. Oh no. Sometimes the best way to lay the smack down on your opponent is to go old school. We're not talking Run DMC old school - more Shakespeare ye olde school.
Here's the top 13 old fashioned insults we fully intend to bring back. You can expect to see these in upcoming features.
'Stop being such a numpty and go put the kettle on.'
'You are talking utter cobblers – Jaffa Cakes are not a biscuit.'
'Did you just get that top out the washing bin? You are proper manky.'
'Stop being such an old codger and just pay the £1 for a trolley.'
'That sir is utter codswallop. Of course you didn't see the ending to Sixth Sense coming.'
'You just stood on my toe in your heels! You little blighter.'
'Did you spill that glass of squash? You utter wally.'
'How dare you mock my nail art, you foul beast.'
You madam, are a trollop
'What do you mean you snogged my boyfriend? You madam, are a trollop.'
'How dare you steal my idea for a B*Witched tribute band, you guttersnipe.'
'What do you mean you're glad Friends ended? You sir are quite beastly.'
'I can't believe you forgot it was 90s fancy dress night. Sometimes you can be a real pillock.'
'What do you mean you used the change in my car to buy a McFlurry? You charlatan.'
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