Once we've pried our collective head off the desk and climbed out of this pit of despair, we can tell you that brides-to-be in America are spending $1,200 on a 'hand lift' treatment.
According to PIX11 News, a filler called juvederm is used to "restore and replenish lost volume in the hands" and make them look younger.
And the reason for all of this nonsense is so those ever-important 'engagement ring selfies' clogging up your social media feeds (you know who you are! Cut it out already. No one likes a smug happy person bearing diamonds).
No one talk to us. We're depressed with the world.
Would you? Tweet us @handbagcom
And now let us check out the probably root of the cause, celebrity engagement ring selfies...
Celebrity engagement rings
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