Somehow, despite everything that's happened since 2011 began, it's a good day to be Charlie Sheen.
TMZ reports that he's settled his dispute with Warner Bros after being fired from Two and a Half Men. In the agreement he'll reportedly get $25million, and that will increase to $100million in syndication profits over the next ten years.
It might not be a patch on his previous salary, but still... wow.
Meanwhile, last night Charlie sat down to be mocked by his peers, letting people including Steve O and William Shatner poke fun at him during a comedy roast that aired in the States.
At the end of it all, he told them he's learned a lesson from all this madness:
"I did porn stars, I did drugs, I had my own TV show and then I did what all the people in America wish they could do - I told my boss to f*** off.
"Then it was gone, in one fiery public flame out. And it was only when the smoke cleared, I realised just how lucky I am.'
"Even after all that I still have a family that loves me.
"I am done with winning because I have already won. This roast may be over, but I'm Charlie Sheen. In here burns an internal fire.
"I just have to remember to keep it away from a crack pipe."
Otherwise that $100million will go up in smoke...