James Franco claims girls become Miley Cyrus or Jessica Alba

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James Franco has written about why Spring Breakers is the most important film of our generation, and his belief that there are two types of women: Miley Cyrus and Jessica Alba. Of course.

TORONTO, ON - SEPTEMBER 07:  Actor James Franco attends the "Spring Breakers" photo call during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival at TIFF Bell Lightbox on September 7, 2012 in Toronto, Canada.  (Photo by George Pimentel/WireImage)

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James Franco has made quite the name for himself; creeping all over Instagram, picking up under age girls, staring in possibly the worst film in living memory, Spring Breakers.

So, it's always interesting to read his oh-so-arty articles published in various corners of the internet.

The latest one, on Art Practical, is an ode to our favoruite seedy, gun-filled movie, in which he plays the character of white, cornrowed gangster Alien.

Talking about his teen co-stars Ashley Benson and Selena Gomez, he references the two options for womanhood.

He describes them as, "glossy teens on the verge of womanhood, at that crucial point of transition when they become Miley Cyruses, or Jessica Albas, or nobodies."

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He further claims, "There will never be a movie or a character that is more important for this age. Spring Breakers' Alien is 2013."

As with so many things James Franco says and does, we can't work out if it's all a satirical joke at our expense.

What we do know, is it's a real treat.

He goes on to explain that, "Three hundred years from now, when people want to look back at dis time, they won't go to the Obama inauguration speech, dey will go to Spring Breakers."

What do you think? Just another strange joke, or is he headed the same way as Shia LaBeouf? Tweet us @handbagcom

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