Music mogul Simon Cowell admitted that he plans to be cryogenically frozen so he can return to life in the future, claims the Daily Mail. "I have decided to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics. You pay a lot of money and you get stuck in a deep freeze once you've been declared dead," sources claim Simon told guests at a private dinner hosted by Gordon Brown. "Medical science is bound to work out a way of bringing us back to life in the next century or so, and I want to be available when they do. I would be doing the nation an invaluable service." Uhhhh, Simon Cowell around forever? Let's hope someone has the sense to stop his evil plan.