Speaking in an interview to Marie Claire, the actress explained writing the intense verses are essential to her sanity.
No, stop, we love Kristen Stewart. We will not mock her for being intelligent and deep, even if the poem does use the word 'kismetly'.
"I don't want to sound so f***ing utterly pretentious…but after I write something, I go, 'Holy f***, that's crazy,'" Kristen tells the magazine. "It's the same thing with acting - If I do a good scene, I'm always like, 'Whoa, that's really dope.'"
Nope, you can't goade us into it. We still love her. However Twitter has been a bit more scoffing.
Wow finally there's someone who can beat James Franco in an up their ass competition http://t.co/87hZaDLhCc— Zenobia Bharmal (@ZenobiaB) February 10, 2014
The actress wrote the poem My heart is a wiffle ball/freedom pole not long after the Twilight saga was finished, when she was driving through Texas with a friend.
So in the middle of that whole Robert Pattinson drama then? Interesting. If we knew more about poetry, we'd read something in that. Lucky for you, we don't.
Want to read it? Course you do.
My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole
I reared digital moonlight
You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
Kismetly…ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
…I'll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.
And I bellowed and you parked
We reached Marfa.
One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging
He's speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
And this pining erosion is getting dust in
And I'm drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line
Your every twitch hand drum salute
Love you Kristen.
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