Nominated actresses who don't get to walk away with an Oscar this year will get the next best thing: Vaginal rejuvenation therapy.
Everyone knows your vagina sags under the weight of defeat afterall.
All Oscar 'losers' get given a goodie bag full of swag as a 'thanks for trying' consolation prize, and this year they will get up to $80,000 worth of goodies.
But its the ladies who will really luck out, as they could get a $2,700 Vaginal O-Shot procedure which "rejuvenates and enhances the genital tissue of a woman."
The procedure is said to enhance sexual response and slow urinary incontinence.
No news yet on what the boys will be getting - but everyone will receive $280 worth of maple syrup goodies and a chance to meet Boys II Men in Las Vegas worth $9,000 (Really? We'll pay 50p and make you a cup of tea and that's our final offer).
The female nominees list this year reads like a who's who of feisty women in Hollywood with Jennifer Lawrence, Lupita Nyong'o and Julia Roberts all up for supporting actress and Judi Dench, Meryl Streep, Cate Blanchett, Amy Adams and Sandra Bullock up for best actress.
We're looking forward to their responses on this.
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