Lily Allen and Perez Hilton
Possibly the most pointless argument ever erupted this week between Perez Hilton and that infamously loud-mouthed Lily Allen. Having spotted that Lily was casting for her new music video the celebrity blogger called on readers to suggest him for a part. It wasn't long before Lily replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, we've already cast the jealous and bitter lonely old queen role. Next time, eh?" Harsh! Hilton's response? "Jealous of who? David Beckham, maybe. And if I wanted to be a f****d up Brit, I'd rather be Amy Winehouse - whose [sic] got talent." OK. We're not sure we like the fact that British artists have got a reputation for being "f****d up" guys... The argument finished with Perez saying "Thanks for advertising on my website, I'll take your money (or the label's) anytime!" It was Lily who landed the final blow, "I know you will, and that makes you a cheap a** whore," she wrote off saying, "Now leave me alone, stop following me, I'm working. Bye xx." Wow - all we can say is that this is more fun than being in a primary school playground!