It's nearly Christmas. How do we know this? Because X Factor is back on our telly.
That also means we can laugh at people who think they are the next Michael Jackson. Get the kettle on, it's time to cue the 10 funniest UK X Factor auditions ever...
10. Ablisa. This is how to throw a tantrum on stage. And WHO is the judge inbetween Louis and Cheryl anyway?
9. Robert Unwin - X Factor's very own chicken man
8. Ariel Burdett - she's holistic. AND VERY SCARY
7. Onka Judge breaks the set
6. Ant and Seb. AKA Ant and Deaf
5. Rachel Lester. She's even done her own cassette, you know
4. Say hello to France's greatest musical export
3. Guylene. Much better than Celine Dion
2. Simon Cowell has to deal with feisty mother-in-law Edna
1. These girls should have been finalists. Really.
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