Shucks. But don't be too upset as neither does anyone else.
A study of 2,000 men carried out by dating app Lovoo decided that these were the key factors in being the most desirable girlfriend. Are you ready for this?
The perfect girlfriend is...
- Brunette with blue eyes
- 5ft 5inches tall and weighs a very specific 9st 2lbs
- Has a 34C chest
- No tattoos, an irish accent and works as a nurse
- Likes rock music, football, Corrie and Game of Thrones
- Eats meat and loves roast dinners, especially when made by his mum
- Drinks white wine
- The celeb ladies that were most popular as dream girlfriends were Kelly Brook, Cheryl Cole and Jessica Ennis
Note that the research says nothing about a woman's personality. We're hoping this is an oversight, but know in our sad and withered hearts it wasn't.
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