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Who is with me? I am normally ok without sex (and usually have no choice in the matter) but I could really do with a good pounding. Sorry to be so crude but you know when you get that feeling 'down there' and the mere thought of a penis coming anywhere near you gives you tingles, well I am there right now and it needs sorting! What am I supposed to do? There is no one on the horizon and this is something DIY won't fix. :knees:
Haha - tell me about it! There seems to be quite a few suffering a drought on here!
Ooh, I don't know about that. 
I have to really fancy a bloke to want to bed him. There are men I fancy but I can't have them!
I have to really fancy a bloke to want to bed him. There are men I fancy but I can't have them!
Fussy AND desperate? Not a good mix! 
The answer is simple. I have no hope. :head:
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Someone will come along (no pun intended) when you're least expecting it, and then you'll have the time of your life! And guaranteed it will be when you're wearing your big grey grannypants! 
xxx
So if you make sure you're always wearing your worst pants the chances of a sh@g are greatly increased. The last thing you want to be doing is shaving your legs and wearing decent underwear.
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So if you make sure you're always wearing your worst pants the chances of a sh@g are greatly increased. The last thing you want to be doing is shaving your legs and wearing decent underwear.
:great: Exactly!! xx
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