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Eek! Do you have a sex horror story? For a bit of Halloween fun we're asking you to share your most frightful fornication experiences (it can either be your own story or one you've heard) and we'll award the best story with some gourmet Halloween treats and chocolates. Do you have a sex horror story? Share it here...

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This didn't happen to me, but a (male) friend of mine. He was going 'down there' on a new lady he had just started seeing and when he finished he realised that the gum he was chewing was gone. Embarrassed, he revealed what had happen to her and she demanded he help her cut it out... problem is she couldn't find any scissors so she handed him some nail clippers instead. Not that he deserves defending, but I can't think of anything more mortifying than a guy I just started seeing hacking away down there with a nail clippers and I can't imagine why she actually suggested it instead of sorting it out herself! When my male friend told one of our friends what had happened the story spread around quickly. When the girl in question showed up to a party we were all at, one of the guys shouted "Hey, it's Bubblegum Girl!" Totally horrifying and I feel quite sorry for her!

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My ex was cooking a special meal for me and had chopped up some hot chilli peppers to go in the casserole. The food was bubbling nicely on the stove and we ended up getting a bit "friendly" on the sofa. He used his hands on me for a while then we started to do the deed, but suddenly both became aware of a stinging, burning sensation down below that started to get worse. We realised that him touching me down there after chopping the hot chillis had been a bad idea, as both of our private parts suddenly started burning like crazy! He then had the bright idea to apply yoghurt to the affected areas as it's supposed to cool the burning down!
Needless to say, our appetite for both the meal and each other disappeared...

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I have a story but involves crabs, is this acceptable??

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I dunno i've come back to this thread a few times as I can't make my mind up on it. We've spent how many years making sure BTS doesn't turn into a sex fest for all of the one handed typists out there and heres management asking us for intimate storys for entertainment.

I thought bts was for problems of a sexual nature only... I don't get it??? (I genuinely don't get it.. i'm not just being a bitch). I understand handbag trying to think of ways of encouraging traffic but this isn't it I don't think.

Also.. its customary for the one who asks for storys to start the ball rolling with one of their own

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One handbagger thanked TRD for this contribution.

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I dunno i've come back to this thread a few times as I can't make my mind up on it. We've spent how many years making sure BTS doesn't turn into a sex fest for all of the one handed typists out there and heres management asking us for intimate storys for entertainment. I thought bts was for problems of a sexual nature only... I don't get it??? (I genuinely don't get it.. i'm not just being a bitch). I understand handbag trying to think of ways of encouraging traffic but this isn't it I don't think. Also.. its customary for the one who asks for storys to start the ball rolling with one of their own
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This with bells on.
Your right Turdy this certainly isn't the right way to generate activity UNLESS it is of the one handed type!!!!
HB you really should be ashamed of yourself and rethink before you ask your staff to post crap like this!!!
I used to love this place and be proud to be a member, things like this are seedy at best. When we did talk about sex it was with people we had a rapport (sp) with, who if it was the first post we would kindly advise them to try again with posts under their belt to stop it being seedy!!!
Sorry but call it as I see it!!

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