Ok, first post everyone and it's an embarassing advice question.
Long story short, went to a hen night where there was a stripper. To my surprise the stripper did the full monty and was running around between everyone.....not wishing to be crude but this stripper had an absolutely massive willy. Photos have now surfaced on the dreaded facebook of me holding this guy's willy and giving it a bit of a rub....
net result is that my boyfriend has seen it and is a) pissed off and b) self conscious that this guy was so big...
any advice for a newbie appreciated!
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Umm. Smile sweetly at him, say nothing, strip and shag him? It probably won't work but then there is a strong possibility that NOTHING will work. HE has to decide he can cope with it, you can't do it for him. All you can do is to be apologetic but personally I would lay off the lame excuses, they only sound manifestly like them anyway.
Have you ever been guilty of suggesting to him that you only partnered him in the expectation that he would have a long shlong and subsequently felt cheated ever since?
Anyway, exactly how many other women got a sneaky tweak before you did (and after!) that night. I'm willing to bet it was fluffed up somehow shortly before he got rid of his kecks (probably got one of those plastic dish scrubbing pads sewn inside his Y's). Why not get your boyfriend to strip, give him a quick rub, take a photo and post that up on the 'Net. You never know, he might have an instant Facebook fan club.
Have you ever been guilty of suggesting to him that you only partnered him in the expectation that he would have a long shlong and subsequently felt cheated ever since?
Anyway, exactly how many other women got a sneaky tweak before you did (and after!) that night. I'm willing to bet it was fluffed up somehow shortly before he got rid of his kecks (probably got one of those plastic dish scrubbing pads sewn inside his Y's). Why not get your boyfriend to strip, give him a quick rub, take a photo and post that up on the 'Net. You never know, he might have an instant Facebook fan club.
Erm, don't touch another mans privates?
If there was an image of him online laughing with his mates whilst fondling a womans boob (or more) I'm sure you wouldn't be polite and laugh it off as 'one of those things.'
He has every right to be pissed off. To say the least!
If there was an image of him online laughing with his mates whilst fondling a womans boob (or more) I'm sure you wouldn't be polite and laugh it off as 'one of those things.'
He has every right to be pissed off. To say the least!
oh dear - I wonder if he has ever seen a lady stripper, I think the guy strippers are far more forward than the girl strippers. While we see it as a bit of a laugh, you would like this the other way round. Can I see the pics please 
Is this for real?
I don't doubt your boyfriend's peed off.
What can any of us possibly advise?
You can't turn back time! I just hope your bloke feels better now. I can't imagine anyone would be particularly pleased to see his partner rubbing another man's willy!
I don't doubt your boyfriend's peed off.
What can any of us possibly advise?
You can't turn back time! I just hope your bloke feels better now. I can't imagine anyone would be particularly pleased to see his partner rubbing another man's willy!
thanks for the responses all. A lot of talking, reassurance and the situation has improved.
I was daft, completely drunk and obviously wish i hadn't done anything. I wasn't 'doing' anything to the stripper but the pic was me kinda holding 'it' and looking away embarassed.
I'd never been to a stripper before so it was totally unexpected how far he went...
The issue was more around the strippers credentials against my partners than anything I had really done which we both accepted was stupid.
I was daft, completely drunk and obviously wish i hadn't done anything. I wasn't 'doing' anything to the stripper but the pic was me kinda holding 'it' and looking away embarassed.
I'd never been to a stripper before so it was totally unexpected how far he went...
The issue was more around the strippers credentials against my partners than anything I had really done which we both accepted was stupid.
You mean the stripper's willy was bigger?
I've never seen a male stripper but i've seen pics of one and his willy was ridiculous! It was almost bigger than his leg. That can't be normal, surely?
Glad you're ok now. xx
I've never seen a male stripper but i've seen pics of one and his willy was ridiculous! It was almost bigger than his leg. That can't be normal, surely?
Glad you're ok now. xx
hey wauwausister
Yeh, the strippers willy was frankly, massive.....!!! He was in a certain - ahem - state, which no doubt made it seem bigger but yeh, it was very, very big.
He actually had a funny little posing pouch on with a ruler on it and the measurement was very impressive...!
The fact that in the photo i was holding it and it made my hand look tiny made it look even bigger!
I had never seen one either - I didn't realise they were allowed to take everything off and I was even more amazed when he was walking throughout the audience inviting people to cop a feel....!
I think he sense my embarassment which made me target number 1....but yeh, that was one big willy!!!
Yeh, the strippers willy was frankly, massive.....!!! He was in a certain - ahem - state, which no doubt made it seem bigger but yeh, it was very, very big.
He actually had a funny little posing pouch on with a ruler on it and the measurement was very impressive...!
The fact that in the photo i was holding it and it made my hand look tiny made it look even bigger!
I had never seen one either - I didn't realise they were allowed to take everything off and I was even more amazed when he was walking throughout the audience inviting people to cop a feel....!
I think he sense my embarassment which made me target number 1....but yeh, that was one big willy!!!
The one I saw was virtually the same size as one of his legs. That cannot be normal. How do they get to be so big?
It made me feel sick.
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It made me feel sick.
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the same size as his leg...!?!?! Now that doesn't seem quite right..! This guy wasn't that freakishly big...
This guy was kinda semi-erect so was a bit bigger than his normal state but was still extremely big.
I was shocked at a) - the size and b) - the fact he got it out...!
i was not expecting either!
This guy was kinda semi-erect so was a bit bigger than his normal state but was still extremely big.
I was shocked at a) - the size and b) - the fact he got it out...!
i was not expecting either!
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