Orlando Bloom's baby name mental block
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom party
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Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are apparently struggling to pick a name for their newborn son.
I know that everyone still has a bit of a foggy head after the Christmas break, but come on, Orlando Bloom, you've had five days to think of baby name now (actually, you could make that nine months and five days, but I'm being lenient).
According to The Sun, the actor, who wed baby-mamma Miranda Kerr last July, is struggling to pick a name for his baby son, who was in Los Angeles born last Friday - and this is according to his own mother too!
Granny Bloom was overheard saying:
"They are both absolutely ecstatic. I am beyond happy.
"They have a list of names and he tells me they are struggling to choose one."
Okay, I've taken a quick look at Orly's CV for inspiration and can offer:
Legolas (Lord of the Rings and the just-confirmed Hobbit)
Will (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Drew (Elizabethtown)
Jimmy (The Calcium Kid)
Or, erm, Rent Boy (Wilde)
And in further Orlando and Miranda parenting news, it's just been reported that the unnamed baby weighed a whopping 10 pounds!
How, how, how (Miranda's TINY)? And ouch, ouch, ouch!

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